The Abantu View: October 2009

Got this hilarious joke via friend facebook friend Eveleen Maina and thought i'd share this joke....

and Kikuyuz some more......

There was once a Kikuyu man called Mwangi who was
involved in a car accident.

At the hospital, when he
awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had
happened to him.

"I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very
bad car crash".

"Car crash! My MB M W! My MB M! is my car all right?"
he asked hysterically.

"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of
your worries you lost your left arm in the crash, and
we were unable to save it he said apologetically.

"I rost my arm? My Rorex! My Rorex!"

"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your
worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all
your family is here to see you".

He asked for his family to be called in. As they
gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by
name.

"Wairimu, are you here?"
"I am here husband, and I will never leave you"
"Kamau, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Wanjiku, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"So, if you are all here who is at the shop???"

....African Heads of State in top 20 list....wow!

This is the incredible list of the Worlds Hottest Heads of State compiled by http://hottestheadsofstate.wordpress.com/list/ with some amazing positions for our African leaders a s follows:

Joseph Kabila, Democratic Republic of Congo - 4
Jakaya Kikwete, Tanzania - 20
Eduardo Dos Santos, Angola - 23
Yowri Museveni, Uganda - 56
Mwai Kibaki, Kenya - 123 (i hope Lucy Kibaki doesn't get wind of this because......) lol

Obama 15, Kim Jong Il, last on the list (hahahaha), Ahmadinajad, find out!

Yulia Tymoshenko Prime Minister of Ukraine
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Jens Stoltenberg Prime Minister of Norway
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Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck King of Bhutan
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Joseph Kabila President of the Democratic Republic of the Congo
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Cristina Fernández de Kirchner President of Argentina
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Rafael Correa President of Ecuador
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Henri Grand Duke of Luxembourg
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Roosevelt Skerrit Prime Minister of Dominica
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Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo President of the Philippines
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Bamir Topi President of Albania
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Michelle Bachelet President of Chile
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Alexander Lukashenko President of Belarus
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Xanana Gusmão Prime Minister of East Timor
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Mohamed Nasheed President of the Maldives
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Barack Obama President of the United States of America
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Lee Hsien Loong Prime Minister of Singapore
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Mauricio Funes President of El Salvador
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Vladimir Putin Prime Minister of Russia
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Pierre Nkurunziza President of Burundi
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Jakaya Kikwete President of Tanzania
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Borut Pahor Prime Minister of Slovenia
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Saad Hariri Prime Minister of Lebanon
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José Eduardo dos Santos President of Angola
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Werner Faymann Chancellor of Austria
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Georgi Parvanov President of Bulgaria
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Boris Tadić President of Serbia
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Denis Sassou Nguesso President of the Republic of the Congo
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Nicolas Sarkozy President of France
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José Maria Neves Prime Minister of Cape Verde
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Tabaré Vázquez President of Uruguay
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Benjamin Netanyahu Prime Minister of Israel
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Milo Đukanović Prime Minister of Montenegro
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Karolos Papoulias President of Greece
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Manny Mori President of Micronesia
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Mikheil Saakashvili President of Georgia
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Alvaro Uribe President of Colombia
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Isaias Afewerki President of Eritrea
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Matti Vanhanen Prime Minister of Finland
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Baldwin Spencer Prime Minister of Antigua and Barbuda
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Norodom Sihamoni King of Cambodia
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Hamid Karzai President of Afghanistan
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Aníbal Cavaco Silva President of Portugal
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Patrick Manning Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago
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Hans-Adam II Prince of Liechtenstein
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Amadou Toumani Touré President of Mali
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Michel Suleiman President of Lebanon
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Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir Prime Minister of Iceland
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad President of Iran
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Asif Ali Zardari President of Pakistan
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Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin Yang di-Pertuan Agong of Malaysia
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Ernest Bai Koroma President of Sierra Leone
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Andry Rajoelina President of the High Transition of Authority of Madagascar
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Evo Morales President of Bolivia
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Abdullah II King of Jordan
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Nursultan Nazarbayev President of Kazakhstan
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Yoweri Museveni President of Uganda
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Ali Abdullah Saleh President of Yemen
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Jan Peter Balkenendeif Prime Minister of the Netherlands
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Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov President of Turkmenistan
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Felipe Calderón President of Mexico
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Stephen Harper Prime Minister of Canada
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Mary McAleese President of Ireland
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John Atta Mills President of Ghana
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Kurmanbek Bakiyev President of Kyrgyzstan
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Silvio Berlusconi Prime Minister of Italy
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Faure Gnassingbé President of Togo
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Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva President of Brazil
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Margrethe II Queen of Denmark
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Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf President of Liberia
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Nguyễn Tấn Dũng Prime Minister of Vietnam
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Yahya Jammeh President of The Gambia
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John Key Prime Minister of New Zealand
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René Préval President of Haiti
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Sheikh Hasina Wazed Prime Minister of Bangladesh
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Ronald Venetiaan President of Suriname
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Paul Biya President of Cameroon
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Tillman Thomas President of Grenada
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Bruce Golding Prime Minister of Jamaica
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Dalia Grybauskaitė President of Lithuania
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Fatmir Sejdiu President of Kosovo
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Emomalii Rahmon President of Tajikistan
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Hamad ibn Isa Al Khalifah King of Bahrain
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Tertius Zongo Prime Minister of Burkina Faso
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Gordon Brown Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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Manmohan Singh Prime Minister of India
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Sam Hinds Prime Minister of Guyana
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Álvaro Colom President of Guatemala
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Tigran Sargsyan Prime Minister of Armenia
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Andrus Ansip Prime Minister of Estonia
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Nikola Gruevski Prime Minister of Macedonia
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Stephenson King Prime Minister of St. Lucia
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Hubert Ingraham Prime Minister of the Bahamas
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Kevin Rudd Prime Minister of Australia
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Emil Boc Prime Minister of Romania
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Ahmed Ouyahia Prime Minister of Algeria
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Dean Barrrow Prime Minister of Belize
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Hugo Chavez President of Venezuela
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Carl XVI Gustaf King of Sweden
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Zinaida Greceanîi Prime Minister of Moldova
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Daniel Ortega President of Nicaragua
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Juan Carlos I King of Spain
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Mohammed VI King of Morocco
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Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo President of Equatorial Guinea
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Akihito Emperor of Japan
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Feleti Sevele Prime Minister of Tonga
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Bashar al Assad President of Syria
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Taro Aso Prime Minister of Japan
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Serzh Sargsyan President of Armenia
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Angela Merkel Chancellor of Germany
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Recep Tayyip Erdoğan Prime Minister of Turkey
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Hu Jintao President of China
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Litokwa Tomeing President of the Marshall Islands
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Hassanal Bolkiah Sultan of Brunei
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George Abela President of Malta
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Nikola Špirić Prime Minister of Bosnia and Herzegovina
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Lech Kaczyński President of Poland
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Leonel Fernández President of the Dominican Republic
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Herman Van Rompuy Prime Minister of Belgium
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Paul Kagame President of Rwanda
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Ahmed Abdallah Mohamed Sambi President of Comoros
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Mahmoud Abbas President of the Palestinian National Authority
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Dimitris Christofias President of the Republic of Cyprus
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Mwai Kibaki President of Kenya
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David Thompson Prime Minister of Barbados
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László Sólyom President of Hungary
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Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono President of Indonesia
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Umaru Yar’Adua President of Nigeria
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Ram Baran Yadav President of Nepal
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Liu Chao-shiuan Premier of Taiwan
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Hosni Mubarak President of Egypt
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Stjepan Mesić President of Croatia
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Armando Guebuza President of Mozambique
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Jacob Zuma President of South Africa
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Ricardo Martinelli President of Panama
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Abdelaziz Bouteflika President of Algeria
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Ralph Gonsalves Prime Minister of St. Vincent and the Grenadines
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Alan García President of Peru
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Nouri al-Maliki Prime Minister of Iraq
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Fernando Lugo President of Paraguay
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Óscar Arias President of Costa Rica
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Hifikepunye Pohamba President of Namibia
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Laurent Gbagbo President of the Ivory Coast
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Hans-Rudolf Merz President of Switzerland
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Bhumibol Adulyadej King of Thailand
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Tsakhiagiin Elbegdorj President of Mongolia
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Robert Fico Prime Minister of Slovakia
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Meles Zenawi Prime Minister of Ethiopia
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Tuilaepa Aiono Sailele Malielegaoi Prime Minister of Samoa
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Tandja Mamadou President of Niger
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Abdoulaye Wade President of Senegal
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François Bozizé President of the Central African Republic
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Bouasone Bouphavanh Prime Minister of Laos
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Fradique de Menezes President of São Tomé and Príncipe
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Letsie III King of Lesotho
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Sabah Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al-Sabah Emir of Kuwait
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Michael Somare Prime Minister of Papua New Guinea
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Ilham Aliyev President of Azerbaijan
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Ismail Omar Guelleh President of Djibouti
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Valdis Zatlers President of Latvia
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Ratnasiri Wickremanayake Prime Minister of Sri Lanka
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Jean-Paul Proust Minister of State of Monaco
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Zine El Abidine Ben Ali President of Tunisia
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Bingu wa Mutharika President of Malawi
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Abdullah King of Saudi Arabia
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Lee Myung-bak President of South Korea
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Omar al-Bashir President of Sudan
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Jan Fischer Prime Minister of the Czech Republic
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Robert Mugabe President of Zimbabwe
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Raúl Castro President of Cuba
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Hamad bin Khalifa Emir of Qatar
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Pope Benedict XVI Sovereign of Vatican City
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Kim Jong-il Chairman of the National Defense Commission of North Korea