POLITICAL PREDICTION ....

ZAMBIA'S NEXT COALITION GOVERNMENT ....

May I predict that Zambia's Rupiah Banda of Movement of Multiparty Democracy Party (MMD) will 'win' the forthcoming Zambia Presidential election while his closest rival Michael Sata of Peoples Front (PF) will scoop the majority of the vote ....

AFTER ELECTIONS POLITICAL AGREEMENTS:

Rupia Banda - President

Michael Sata - Prime Minister

Hakainde Hichilema - Deputy Prime Minister (probably)

Anyone thinks otherwise??????

Zambia Presidential Elections ...

RACE HOTS UP AS RIVALS ARE CLEARED FOR THE TOP SEAT...

MMD vs PF vs UPND

Zambia mourned its departed leader Levy Mwanawasa a couple of week's ago. United in grief, Zambians all over the world bid farewell to a true son of Africa. I even felt the passion of one of my frequent Zambian followers on this blog whose love for the man I must say, I felt in his comment post in here!

But as life has to go on, this country, rich in copper needs a leader. And its all fists clenched and sleeves rolled up as three major political parties were cleared last week to sell their presidential candidates to Zambians. And from the look of reports coming in from Zambia this race is fast turning out to be a two horse race.

Front runner and Acting President Rupiah Banda (supporters call him RB), left nothing to chance as he summoned a multitude of supporters to the Supreme Court grounds last Friday to file his nomination papers before Acting Chief Justice Ernest Sakala. (Everyone seems to be acting in Zambia today ...lol)

ARRIVAL: Full AC'd Marcopolo Scania Bus

RB mania ...

...membership cards??? i thought you are meant to only possess ONE membership card? BUT ANYWAY WHO CARES ......

let me shut up, lest am branded an opposition mole .... shhhhhhh

...yup that me in the blue corner, seems to say the flamboyant RB whose massive party support and incumbency seems to be doing the magic tricks for him ...

... Mr Acting Chief Justice clears Mr Acting President and MMD candidate...and even the handshake speaks volumes ... '...RB, you better get that bloody Presidency and get off this acting mode ...

... this is United Party for National Developments (UPND) Hakainde Hichilema, who seems to be giving RB a run for his money. I was looking at some underground 'opinion polls' and HH as they fondly call him is trailing second with 31% of votes cast, after Micheal Sata's 41%... RB the poll says has 25% of the opinion vote !!!!! well well well... anyways, this is Mr HH acknowledging his supporters at the Supreme Court as he makes his 'triumphant' entry ... they all have triumphant entries depending on which angle your look from ...

... HH mania outside the court ... ARRIVAL: Toyota HardBody arrival ...

HH presents respectfully to Mr Acting Chief Justice ... at least HH isn't acting...

Now this is Micheal Sata of the Peoples Front Opposition Party which is giving RB sleepless nights. Micheal, with no known pet name, always seems to be brushing with the wrong side of the law, as most opposition party chiefs all over Africa encounter. My recollection reminds me when he entered a state funeral venue in one of the provinces to 'again' bid farewell to Mwanawasa only to find himself being forcefully ejected from the area by none other than Widowed former First lady Mama Maureen Mwananwasa .... Here Mr. Sata argues with a cop after his supporters were refused entry into the Supreme Court area on his big day last week ...

... Sata and wifey, atop a 'speed boat', the party symbol, making the usual not so much triumphant entry at the Supreme Court ... Kenya's current Prime Minister once arrived driving a tractor, his one time National Development Party party symbol.... Tinga...the things our politicians do to get votes ....esh ARRIVAL: Speed Boat

lock down ... you already know who supporters these are behind 'bars' .... Sata's?

...all formal formal with Mr. acting Chief Justice. watch the cops in the background, probably 'planted by government' to 'spy' on his papers .... lol

pix by Richard Mulonga, Zambia's leading paparazzi .... lol... thanks bro.

Watch out Naomi Campbell ...

Flavine 'Flavor' Bulungu in full effects ...

Miss Thang
You see me, then you dont ...
Just me ...
Miss safari on the beach ...
All that and a bag o' chips >>>>

black en white ....

FlavRed ...

Alaskan Moose Fur? Ask Sarah Palin ...
Naple Nasty Business ...

Now dis gal be gwang to de top!

Deepest Condolences ...

REST IN PEACE

BABY TAMWA MBELA

WE LOVED YOU

BUT THE LORD LOVED YOU MORE

Baby Tamwa Mbela, 2

Deepest condolences to Patricia Lulu Mbela, Director of Agano Fashion House for the sad sad loss of your dearest son Tamwa. We remember you in prayer and Tamwa's big smile will always be in our hearts and minds.

May the Almighty God give you strength during this difficult period. Poleni sana.

Raila in Dar....

VISIT SHORT BUT ...

on his arrival in Tanzania, Wuod baba was recieved by his host, Tanzania Prime Minister Mizengo Kayanza Peter Pinda, that energetic, straight talking cool headed gentleman, (by the way I think Mizengo is a thorough bred gentleman ... the man is truely genuine ...) and his bossom Tanzanian buddy, Minister John Pombe Magufuli, who tagged Magufuli Junior along ... Raila actually hugged John like true buddies do when meeting.....

TZ Prime Minister Mizengo showing his mgeni some of Tanzania fine curvings ...

... here Raila is recieved by owner of New Habari Group, powerful Member of Parliament for Igunga and multi millionaire businessman Rostam Aziz (left), and board member Peter Kisumo (centre), also a leading CCM stalwart ... Raila was guest of honor

.. at the launch with Africa Union Parliament President Hon. Getrude Mongella ...

... Obama's name had to feature .... trust Raila and 'scoops' ....


Rosemary Mwakitwange, New Habari's CEO enjoying the priviledge of sitting on Raila's right hand side while her employer, Rostam was left in the background ...

... now what was Rosemary telling Wuod Baba?

Wuod Baba, Rasemary and one of those New Habari editorial honcho's ...

all pics courtesy of mpiko bukuku of The Citizen

Zuma's SA...

Jacob Zuma or Kgalema Motlanthe... WHOSE REALLY IN CHARGE OF SOUTH AFRICA?

Jacob Zuma (left), President of the all powerful African National Congress (ANC), the party of Tata Mkulu Nelson Madiba Mandela and Kgalema Motlanthe (right) ANC's Deputy President and staunch Zuma ally and now most recently, actually from yesterday, President of the Republic of South Africa!

So the ultimate question begs for an answer. Who is really calling the shots in South Africa at the moment? Zuma or his pal Kgalema, who is warming the seat for his party boss till 2009???? I just loved that coup de tat on Mbeki et al and the way one mans ambition determines the lives of millions in his country and on the continent ... With no apologies though, Zuma rocks why lie!!!!! When i grow up i want to be Zuma...lol

By the threads.....

CAREER HANGING BY THE BALLS ...

Jacob Zuma and Thabo Mbeki....

CHECK AND MATE ....

AS THABO MBEKI IS FORCED TO RESIGN....

... you see I just love this man called Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma. Titles include former South African deputy President, acquitted rapist and current President of one of Africa's most powerful political mass movement called the African National Congress. Also called JZ (Jay Z? sounds familiar...), this man's political scheming and mobilization tactics simply impress me. He always seems to get what he wants this most prominent Zulu politician. Whether you are a hot chick in his stable, or your political seat that will deliver him the country's Presidency, or the trashing of a corruption charge against him .... he just gets what he wants....

So when Zuma checks and mates his opponents at will he often gyrates to soulful Zulu rhythms...this man loves life to the fullest. And neither a corruption scandal, nor a rape charge nor a sitting Republic President will stop him from ascending to the most powerful political office in the land. It's his birth right and he will win...

Talk to Thabo Mbeki, whom Zuma has humiliated after forcing his erstwhile colleague to resign as SA President, and he will not have the nicest of words for his Party Boss! Now Thabo, who arrogance and ill political moves have cost him the Party seat and Country Presidency will have to eat humble pie, as he ready's himself to be consigned to the annuls of African Political History......

Tanzania Out of Big Brother Africa 3

SASSY LATOYA OUT!

Tanzania's beautiful and sassy Latoya was evicted out of the just begun Big Brother Africa 3 challenge in SA, that country whose ruling party boss has the power to force the sitting Presidents resignation!

Anyway, back to BBA 3 ... Tanzania out ... and what a big disappointment especially after Tanzania's last rep Mwisho Mwampambe's win! Spaces to watch...my take and i may be wrong ... Zimbabwe or Ghana ... but again its too early in the game ....

At 63, Raila still wants to look young......

KENYA'S PRIME MINSTER AND DYEING HIS HAIR JET BLACK....

...but nay, pictures don't lie! they just say what is as is....

It is now official! Kenya's Prime Minister Rt. Hon. Raila Amolo Odinga, who is two days older than my dad, now a graceful 63, DYES HIS HAIR JET BLACK....

Now anyone disputing this true fact needs to have a better story other than what this recent picture shows...

Maybe he want to still look young in 2012 when he vies for the Presidency and dispel what the William Ruto's of 2012 will see as the old men in politics...just like Raila branded the Kibaki's of 2007....

Hair: Jet Black

Moustache: NOT Jet Black.....?????

HOW REAL PICTURES DON'T LIE.....

hahahahahahaha

The story of two eggs....

One survived, Jimmy didnt!

One for the ditch!!!!

TOTAL DRUNKS...

BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE

PLEASE BE CAREFUL

Please be warned of recent West African Spammers who are circulating emails purporting to have a fortune that needs to be invested in your country. Some emails suggest that the sender is the daughter of a prominent politician in West Africa who apparently amassed a huge fortune in a foreign bank, and now that the politician is dead, you are required to help or aid in the transfer of these millions of dollars for a handsome commission.

DO NOT BE FOOLED OR FALL INTO THIS TRAP

THESE ARE WELL KNOWN CON TACTICS EMPLOYED BY WEST AFRICAN FRAUDS, AND THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF GULLIBLE INNOCENT PEOPLE HAVE FALLEN PREY TO THEIR PRANKS AND HAVE ULTIMATELY ENDED UP BEING CONNED OF MONEY, HOWEVER LITTLE OR MUCH....

DO NOT BE FOOLED AND DO NOT BE A FOOL.....

The Deed.....

Wife on Girls night out?????

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the internet all night.
You hear her stumble into bed around four and laugh, knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.
You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo,
which she used last night............................................................................................................................
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You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece ........

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You circle the car looking for dents and find
none ....

But.............................................................................

Wait a minute....

Jumping into Bed with Mugabe....

In Mugabe's Bed.....

... one Morgan Tsvangirai has jumped in! The courtship is over, however violent and Morgan's got to entice his bride to behave. But this bride is tough! She already planning a mssive divorce and the settlement will be huge, believe you me. This unbridled bride has accepted to the bedroom affair but on the following conditions:

1. She will be the Head of the House

2. That Morggie will be responsible for the house staff but answer to her.

3. That 51% of the household staffers will be directly responsible to Morrgie, the remaining 49% answer to her directly.

4. That an ongoing fling with her newfound boo Mutambarara be entertained without question...

Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed going to be a rocky marriage indeed....

The Middle East Crisis....

Now i fully understand why the Middle East is

IN DEEP SHIT!!!!

Pam Jelimo in town.....

WORLD CHAMPION JELIMO MEETS HER HEAD OF STATE FOR 20 MINUTES...

18 year old Kenyan 800 metre world champion and sensation Pamela Jelimo jetted into Nairobi Kshs 100 million shillings rich and held a high noon 20 minute audience with her country's two most powerful men; The President, His Excellency Mwai Kibaki and the Prime Minister, The Right Honourable Raila Odinga.

“The President told me that he was happy with my achievement and also told me that the government would continue to advocate for the promotion of talent in the country in all sports,” the excited 18-year-old Jelimo said, obviously taken aback by the sudden overwhelming attention paid to her. “The President also told me that he was happy due to the fact that I had made Kenya to be known more to the outside world.”

Police constable Jelimo, Kenya's latest track sensation, superstar and superwoman has taken the 800 metre world track itinerary by storm. Other than pocketing the $1m (Sh68 million) jackpot from winning the IAF Golden League series, Jelimo was presented with cash awards totalling Sh3.55 million by the government and various corporate.

The government gave Sh750,000 with Safaricom matching the government’s package and Barclays Bank and the Commissioner of Police each giving Sh250,000. Others who offered incentives were Equity Bank (Sh200,000), businessman Ali Punjani (Sh100,000), Nakumatt Supermarkets (Sh100,000) and Kenya Pipeline Corporation (Sh100,000). Blue Shield Company will give Jelimo a Life insurance cover worth Sh1 million while the Nairobi Sports House completes the list with a Sh20,000 reward.

Truly remarkable this lass is! Congratulations Pamela.

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Verdict on Kenya Elections.....

PICTURESPEAK

FLAWED THROUGH AND THROUGH...

Now the guy on the right is South African Justice Johann Kriegler, who chaired the Kriegler Independent Review Commission (IREC) that probed the bungled 2007 Kenyan General Election.

The verdict: Flawed through and through. And I guess that why Kenya's Prime Minister Raila Odinga, left in the picture is not smiling AT ALL while the duly elected president Kibaki is...well, you guessed it!!

Telling the two Kenyan politicians to their faces on the steps of the Office of The President Harambee House where their Grand Coalition Government deal was sealed, Judge Kriegler says: "Even if you wanted a re-tallying of the results, still you won’t have sorted out the mess. It would have been impossible to tell who won or who lost between the two of you. The decision to work together was the best for this country. "

As the Kriegler Independent Review Commission (IREC) handed over its 117-page report to the President, and called for major reforms in the electoral system, the team recommended the immediate overhaul of the Electoral Commission of Kenya.

The flawed elections touched off unprecedented violence, leading to the killing of over 1,000 people and the displacement of more than 350,000 others. ,

Speaking after receiving the report, President Kibaki and PM Raila promised to ensure all recommendations are implemented. Said Raila: "It is not foolish to make a mistake. But it is only a fool who repeats a mistake."

Dar Guide Online Now......

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Marriage Software

Sofwares Girlfriend 7.0 and Wife 1.0

This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst (Marriage Software Division):

Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as 'Boys' Night out 2.5' and 'Golf 5.3' no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected 'Saturday Rugby 6.3' always fails and Saturday Shopping 7.1' runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to 'Girlfriend 7.0', but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? .....

AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:

Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files> from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife> 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the......... C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME. EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as 'Flowers 2.0' and 'Chocolates 5.0' or 'HUGS\ KISSES 600.0' or 'TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0' or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1' (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install 'Secretary 2.1 ' (Short Skirt Version) or 'One Nightstand 3.2' (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

shot....

SEE ANY MOOSE???? ARE YOU A MOOSE?????

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